Two Ys for Me

Wow, it's a scorcher here in the big city. It's 98 degrees and the mercury is rising. Perfect day to stay indoors.

Today's cryptoquote by Ernest Hemingway got some buzz on my Facebook page this morning:

"Always be sober what you said you'd do drunk. This will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Aha! I found an episode from "Family Guy" that illustrates this perfectly. Here's Stewie having a few too many:

Kids, do not try this at home!

The crossword puzzle was written by Stanley Newman (the famous "S.N." himself). The title is called "Get Wise", and in each of the theme answers, there are two "y"s in a row. Ha ha!

20A: 17th Century Conflict (THIRTY YEARS WAR): This conflict took place from 1618 to 1648 in what is now considered Germany. It began as a religious war between the Protestants and Catholics and turned into an all-out war between the European Powers. For a comprehensive account of the war, see http://www.pipeline.com/~cwa/TYWHome.htm.

37A: Dairy-case buy (BLUEBERRY YOGURT): I am not a big fan of yogurt. I tried and tried it each time I went back to Weight Watchers. I just found it too sour, even mixed with fruit. However, I do like Frozen Yogurt, especially chocolate. Give me some TCBY any day! I've heard that Greek yogurt doesn't have that sour aftertaste, but I haven't attempted to try it yet.

57A: Letter closer (SINCERELY YOURS): This would be a perfect name for a letter-writing service. It was an idea I toyed with for a while. However, Matthew pointed out that people should be able to write letters and I would have a tough time marketing it. Unfortunately, I find that kids do not learn letter writing skills these days because most schools focus on test prep. I've heard that the NYCDOE plans to revert back to the "3 Rs" next year. I wouldn't hold my breath. Mayor Mike's done enough damage already. There's a great article called "Citizen Bloomberg" that appears in this week's Village Voice:

http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-07-20/news/michael-bloomberg-harry-siegel-citizen-bloomberg/

I'm going to attempt to go out for lunch soon. Alex is still sleeping . . . I don't blame him.

Till tomorrow. . . .

Signing off,
The Puzzlechick